Tuesday, August 07, 2007

in a faraway place...(english version,not recommended)

In a faraway place ... .. (on) a kingdom called PTE, the Chinese name is still yet to be discovered, it is built on a pretty remote place, there lived a group of people are all day to night are busy K-ing books(read books), they seem to grow in their own world, outside the right things all will ignore them, perhaps there is strictly speaking not my business. I do not need to bother about it, so they are quite ignorant and just spending their times with the books ... .. and those minister and the king? ? Nobody knows what they are doing, not even one saying, almost forgets theirs existence ... .. one day, a band of people just arrived at this place, as this city is leading to a lot of institution of higher education, and the worst thing is the route to these higher education institution is an annual event, which mean to gain access to any institution, you must stay here for one year and a half year to wait the road to be opened .... those band of people are very reluctantly forced to accept this fact ... .

this so-called administrative PTE is a group of ministers which lead by a King. Also said to be king or emperor is headed, all the affairs of any size must acknowledge the King first, there is no difference between this administrative with the former China dynasty, the post for the King and the ministers are said to be changed annually. It is about time for the administrative board to be reshuffled. So the yet to be resigned member of the administrative board had put in a meeting, what so called interview in preparing them to elect a suitable person. Many people had attend that meeting ...and the lucky person is a boy from MRSM , almost nobody knows about his background, I just know that he will watch somebody else with a full catch and evil smile in the face ... Incidentally this is the new king of the Kingdom has become the policeman of the place, God’s know what his intention. I nearly forgot, the ministers also undergone a change in the board ... the majority are specializing in the study of science, the arts are on the few, it can be described as letting science stream students to dominate the entire kingdom! ! But they are not being elected by public, strange? ? ! ! Why? ? .

After the selection of a new administration board, the new administrative staff will be carried out their part of the mandate. In the first days, they had prepared a questionnaire is to study and understand the people's needs and complaints, of course, new hope for the new policy, almost all the people to cooperate, answer to those questionnaires. Only a small percentage of people choose to ignore or more standard "bo chap" (the Fujian dialect). They seem quite satisfied with their performance like. These new policies and personnel is pretty strange, especially when the morning meeting, they tend to pick the recess time, the most surprising is that they really like to get into a circle, and do not like to sit down and properly discussed. More strange thing is a maid. she is just a simple naïve maid but her speeches is and even then it is contrary to the emperor! !

A dialogue about the comparison! !

Chen emperor : "Today, I would like to implement this plan, whatever yours views my dear minister…. (If you use a hand girlie tone to read the case, the outcome will be much better ... ..)the ministerr: "ah, my emperor,it should be a bit troublesome, it should be supervised by the emperor? ? "

Sorry! ! Disturbance, I will be inserting something in this dialogue ,is another special act in this administrative board, "Kung Fu morning meeting" What does it mean? ?continue reading and you will found out.I would also like to connect their "theme song"

Chen emperor : "ah ... .. my dear ministers,do you guys need to say like that meh? ? I am afraid I can not be a time out so much time vortex! ! I want to eat, but also wanted to burn women ... .. (just apecially added,for the sake of forming some funny environment):

The mah maid just intercept from the side

Mah maid:"let lai minister to do it lah! throughout the year she did not do anything! ! I do not care ah!

Lai minister:”but I have lots of things that need to be done!!Chen minister lah,he is more free…”

Chen minister:”hell no,I still have bunches that need to do!!!!”

Mah maid:”then we just call the sim minister and the embassador calvin to do it lah since they done nothing at all throughout the year….”

Others ministers:”Ah yeah..good…good….nice nice….”

Calvin and sim ministers:”but…but…”

Chan emperor:”ok,we will put it this way,it is an order,understand??so,get it done!!!!”

Calvin and sim ministers:”damn…!@#!#!#!@$#$”

o did not maker to do it lahrom the sideing some funny environment) a meeting,what so called interviewA simple servants, she said the case could be "decisive" and that the emperor was powerless, but also obey! ! It seems a maod is more authoritative than the emperor! ! Are they two ... .. dunno eh…Pitiful to the two ministers……

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

some more got red bulu version

yeng!!!!!

i like it

lol

Anonymous said...

lihai dao ar..!
ngek

Anonymous said...

wow...i gone blur after reading your blog~~

haha

Ethan said...

don't read the english version,i recommend chinese one...blurr ah,ask me lah,i will explain to you de,haha....