in a faraway place...(english version,not recommended)

In a faraway place ... .. (on) a kingdom called PTE, the Chinese name is still yet to be discovered, it is built on a pretty remote place, there lived a group of people are all day to night are busy K-ing books(read books), they seem to grow in their own world, outside the right things all will ignore them, perhaps there is strictly speaking not my business. I do not need to bother about it, so they are quite ignorant and just spending their times with the books ... .. and those minister and the king? ? Nobody knows what they are doing, not even one saying, almost forgets theirs existence ... .. one day, a band of people just arrived at this place, as this city is leading to a lot of institution of higher education, and the worst thing is the route to these higher education institution is an annual event, which mean to gain access to any institution, you must stay here for one year and a half year to wait the road to be opened .... those band of people are very reluctantly forced to accept this fact ... .

this so-called administrative PTE is a group of ministers which lead by a King. Also said to be king or emperor is headed, all the affairs of any size must acknowledge the King first, there is no difference between this administrative with the former China dynasty, the post for the King and the ministers are said to be changed annually. It is about time for the administrative board to be reshuffled. So the yet to be resigned member of the administrative board had put in a meeting, what so called interview in preparing them to elect a suitable person. Many people had attend that meeting ...and the lucky person is a boy from MRSM , almost nobody knows about his background, I just know that he will watch somebody else with a full catch and evil smile in the face ... Incidentally this is the new king of the Kingdom has become the policeman of the place, God’s know what his intention. I nearly forgot, the ministers also undergone a change in the board ... the majority are specializing in the study of science, the arts are on the few, it can be described as letting science stream students to dominate the entire kingdom! ! But they are not being elected by public, strange? ? ! ! Why? ? .

After the selection of a new administration board, the new administrative staff will be carried out their part of the mandate. In the first days, they had prepared a questionnaire is to study and understand the people's needs and complaints, of course, new hope for the new policy, almost all the people to cooperate, answer to those questionnaires. Only a small percentage of people choose to ignore or more standard "bo chap" (the Fujian dialect). They seem quite satisfied with their performance like. These new policies and personnel is pretty strange, especially when the morning meeting, they tend to pick the recess time, the most surprising is that they really like to get into a circle, and do not like to sit down and properly discussed. More strange thing is a maid. she is just a simple naïve maid but her speeches is and even then it is contrary to the emperor! !

A dialogue about the comparison! !

Chen emperor : "Today, I would like to implement this plan, whatever yours views my dear minister…. (If you use a hand girlie tone to read the case, the outcome will be much better ... ..)the ministerr: "ah, my emperor,it should be a bit troublesome, it should be supervised by the emperor? ? "

Sorry! ! Disturbance, I will be inserting something in this dialogue ,is another special act in this administrative board, "Kung Fu morning meeting" What does it mean? ?continue reading and you will found out.I would also like to connect their "theme song"

Chen emperor : "ah ... .. my dear ministers,do you guys need to say like that meh? ? I am afraid I can not be a time out so much time vortex! ! I want to eat, but also wanted to burn women ... .. (just apecially added,for the sake of forming some funny environment):

The mah maid just intercept from the side

Mah maid:"let lai minister to do it lah! throughout the year she did not do anything! ! I do not care ah!

Lai minister:”but I have lots of things that need to be done!!Chen minister lah,he is more free…”

Chen minister:”hell no,I still have bunches that need to do!!!!”

Mah maid:”then we just call the sim minister and the embassador calvin to do it lah since they done nothing at all throughout the year….”

Others ministers:”Ah yeah..good…good….nice nice….”

Calvin and sim ministers:”but…but…”

Chan emperor:”ok,we will put it this way,it is an order,understand??so,get it done!!!!”

Calvin and sim ministers:”damn…!@#!#!#!@$#$”

o did not maker to do it lahrom the sideing some funny environment) a meeting,what so called interviewA simple servants, she said the case could be "decisive" and that the emperor was powerless, but also obey! ! It seems a maod is more authoritative than the emperor! ! Are they two ... .. dunno eh…Pitiful to the two ministers……

在一个遥远的地方……..(上)

有一个王国，名叫PTE,中文名有待发掘，是建立在一个蛮偏僻的地方，里面所住的老百姓都是一班整天到晚都忙着K书，他们仿佛生长在自己的世界里，对外面的事情一概不理不睬，或许严格来说是不关我事，我无需过问，所以他们都是这样平平白白这样过了……..而那些大臣和国王呢？？没人知道他们干了什么，也不曾有人过问，差点儿忘了它的存在性……..

有一天，一班人抵达了这个地方，由于这城市是通往很多的高等教育学府比经之城市，而最糟糕的事这条所谓的必经之道，是年度的，也就是说如果要通往任何学府，必须在这儿呆上一年半才能等到那条路被开启…….

那班人很无奈地被逼接受这个事实…….这所谓PTE的行政是一位国王带领一班大臣。也可说为是以大王或天子为首，任何大小一切事务大王都必须过问，和以前中国朝代没什么分别，而国王和大臣这职务是年任的，也就是说大王会随着一年一年的过去而更换。

大王更换的时段差不多要到了，所以那所谓的先王就和那班才刚到达的人安排一个会面会，准备在他们当中选出一个适合者。蛮多人都出席那会面会……到最后脱颖而出的是一个从一所叫MRSM的男生，几乎没人知道他的生世，只知道他只会每天用着一种充满诡计和邪恶的笑容在对着别人阴笑……碰巧的是这新任的大王也成了那王国的巡捕，在下不懂他有何打算，只觉得好像有点问题似的。

差点忘了，大臣们也是经过更换了……奇景是大多数都是专研理科的人，而文科的就寥寥无几，几乎可以说得上全让理科生霸占了整个王国！！但不是有他们的人民挑选出来的，奇怪吧？？！！为什么？？在下看这问题只有那所谓的先王和众大臣才能答得出吧！

经过一论的挑选后，新的行政人员就要进行他们应尽的任务了。在第一天，他们就准备了一张问卷，是为了考察和了解人民的需要和与怨言，当然，新政策新希望，几乎全部人都给予合作，回答了那些问卷，只有少部分的人选择不理或更标准的是“bo chap”（福建话）。他们似乎蛮满意他们的表现似的。

这班新政策人员蛮怪的，尤其是早朝的时候，特别喜欢专挑休息的时间，这样不用紧，最奇怪的是他们很喜欢围成一个圆圈，不喜欢坐下来好好商量的。

更奇怪的事就是有一个奴婢，就只是个简单且普通的奴婢的讲话方式竟然和那皇上简直是相反！！就那一轮对话作比较吧！！

陈皇上：“今天，朕想实行这个计划，众卿家有何见解，不妨提出……(如果大家使用一种瞒娘娘 腔的语气来读的话，效果会来得更好…..)

众卿家：“嗯，臣觉的可行的机会应该会有点麻烦，就不如由皇上亲自监察吧？？”

对不起！！打扰一下，我将会在这对话里插上另一个这朝廷的特别行为，就是“功夫早朝”，什 么意思？？如大家接着读下去应该会领悟到吧！！还有在此我也会插上他们的“主题曲”

陈皇上：“嗯…..众卿家要酱讲meh??只怕朕一时间不能抽出那么多的时间涡！!朕又要吃书，又 要煲女…..(这几句是在下特别加的，只是想搞搞气氛罢了........)

在一旁摇扇的马奴婢出声了，

马奴婢：“就交给赖卿家吧！他整年没做过任何东西哦！！我不理啊！说你做过什么东吧！！”

赖卿家：“嘿！不行！！臣手上还有很多事要办呢！！陈俊卿家吧！！“

陈卿家：“不能！臣的手头上的事情也是还没完成呢！！就不如你吧，马奴婢!”

马奴婢：“我才不要咧！就你吧，外国特使，calvin特使和沈卿家，你们俩整年都没做过东西 哦！不用再推辞了！就酱办吧！！”

Calvin和沈卿家：“臣…….臣…….”

马奴婢: “就这样吧！！“

陈皇上：“好吧，就酱决定吧！这是朕的决定，做得好好看看啊！！”

Calvin和沈卿家：“但……..但…….”

其他卿家：“好！！好！！就这样吧！！！”

Calvin和沈卿家（心想）：“@#$%$#$#@@#!!!!”

奇怪吧？？一个区区的奴婢，她所说的话竟然可以那么“果断”而那皇上竟无能为力，还服从呢！！看来一个奴婢还比一个皇上来得有权威呢！！会不会有点以下犯上呢？又难道他们俩有……..不懂恶恶~每次早朝都要打太极，真辛苦了他们！！可怜的两位卿家就酱变成了拳下亡灵！！！

待续~~~