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我国独立50周年，然后？？

2008-03-10T02:34:00.000+08:00

计算一下，我国独立都有50年了，尤记得去年的8月31号，大伙儿都不知道吃了什么兴奋剂似的，独立50周年广告从去年的年头打到年尾，其实是为了什么呢？？
难道连打广告就代表全国人民上下都很高兴吗？？
而且还说是什么大马旅游年配合国家独立50周年，
咳，其实那么多的东西，本人只觉得都是多此一举，
毕竟本人比较关心的是在这所谓的“50周年”里，大马是否有真的前进过？？还是原地踏步？？
什么独立50周年的，如果可以把一大不分那些庆祝的经费省起来，
拿去发展国家，都还差不多，
但我们的领袖都超注重排场的....所以.....
我想看一看庆祝那经费到底用了多少，应该会有点天文数字吧~~
咳~~~拉伯啊拉伯~~~

看完独立庆典后，2008年也就是每个政治人物必怕的一年，也就是“拿成绩单”的一年，第十二届全国大选。平时没什么服务的，或滥权滥到鬼样的人民代议士都会被逼“下车”，竟然还有人赖着不肯走，我说啊！！你都服务了那么久，成绩有没有都是有目共睹的啦，你以为党领袖们都瞎了眼的是吗？？想当年你把人家挤下车都是差不多罢了，这叫做恶性循环，为了大家好下台，还是算了吧，候选人一出就真的很难再更换人选的啦~~不要再做垂死挣扎了啦~~就还是那句咯，想当年你把人家挤下车都是差不多罢了~~

到了二月份，正当大家猜着那拉伯会在那一天解散国会的时候，竟然在那儿耍太极，最后也不是在13号，还说是什么幸运号码，大家猜都猜到了啦~~
解散过后，就是决定提名日和投票日了~~
这次的拉票的日子竟然有两个礼拜那么长，还是第一次见过，真不懂他们要玩什么把戏~~
现在这时候，布条挂的满街是，其实真的有这个必要吗？？如果平时都会走过来巴刹，关心一下民生课题，都应该会有一些浓浓的中选期望吧~~不止满街都是布条，就连报章和电子媒体时不时都刊登或播出那些拉票的广告，不是说好了不能用电子媒体来做宣传的吗？？真的是以为放个投马来西亚一票就可以掩人耳目吗？？真的是兵不厌诈，有时看到这些广告都觉得无奈，他们真的以为
天秤=马来西亚啊？？

还有那些传单，那些候选人的学历写到真的是高到，难道学历高就真的能为人民服务？？而且还在插这个插那个，批评执政党的不是，执政党就批评反对党的不是，每次掀开报章都会看到政治人物之间的骂战，大不了都是隔几张纸罢了。我觉得选民们心中都有了他们的人选了，骂战只会显示出他们为了权利可以表现的那么无知和小孩子，小学都学过的了，要互相尊重，难道我骂你一句，你骂会我一句就真的能表示出你多么地能干吗？？又或者是通过骂战就能够影响选票？？本人认为选民都是利用着看戏的心态来看这些骂战的咯~~还说到要辩论，每一届都是这样的啦~~真的是如果连政治人物都不以身作则，如何教导下一代呢？？！！回说那些海报和传单，真的是无所不有，还真的写到如果支持什么政党就会有什么利益，把自己捧到接近神的境界，我说啊~~拉票归拉票，别那么不知羞耻啦~~那些接近不可能的事就别真的说出来嘛~~万一真的是中选了，开个空头支票是一种超不负责任的事情哦！！不过我看有哪个政治人物会考虑到这点呢，他们现在应该都只顾着自己的饭碗吧~~

本来打算逐个分析政党的，但成绩已出炉了，就来做个终结吧~~

成绩明显显示出国阵打了个糟糕的战，虽然是夺的了国会决大多数议席，但却输了很多州议席。虽然取回了丁加奴执政权却输了雪州，霹雳州和吉打州政权，可真的是得不偿失啊！！
这可圆了林氏父子的首席部长梦~~丁福难不用再为了此事而一直向记者交待了咯~~，民政的内部问题也可以告一段落吧~~

现在先来看巫统吧~~
巫统竞选117个国会议席，但只赢了74个。而州会那方面则竞选了336个，而只胜了235个，成绩明显跌了很多，而且幅度是超大的！！就连khir toyo,zainuddin mayidin 和 sharizat 都被拉下。奇怪的事那khairy竟然能够胜出，真的是命大！！
生存者剩下pak lah，najib,hishamuddin 和 khairy。其他的生存者恕我不太了解~~

马华
国席竞选了40席，胜了15席。而州议席那方面则是竞选了90席，胜了31席。马华的成绩也不大理想，才胜了差不多一半的议席。
过关者是黄家定，廖中莱，黄燕燕，冯镇安和黄家泉。其他的过关者恕我不太了解~~
周美芬，陈财和，姚长禄都纷纷下马~~

民政
民政可真的是成了大输家~~连槟城的执政权都输了。应该都不用再特别强调国和州议席的胜输议席吧~~可怜的徐子根本来还打算上京当官的，但现在就连州政权都保不住了，和部长职位擦身而过。
就连开记者招待会的时候都一个人，果然政治是现实的！！
落马者纷纷是徐子根，马袖强，丁福南和谢宽泰~~

这届的反对党可真的是应该大势庆祝了，竞选了217个国会议席，胜了82个。州议席则是竞选了527个，胜了186个。虽然不能说是真的否决了国阵的3/2多数议席，但这能促使他们做任何事情前都必须考虑清楚~~又可称为简单的多数议席。

说实在的，国阵这次的败因绝大多数都是来自国家政策。据我了解，最主要的应该是那太空人计划吧！！浪费了一笔很大的钱去送一个太空人上去，真正的目的到底是什么呢？？我看都瞒难猜出吧~~难道是要证明大马能？？华人是一个比较会精打细算的种族，知道这算盘打不响了就大力反对，但他们选择不理。其实个人觉得那么庞大的计划，理应询问全国人民的意愿，是否应该执行，而不是果断的决定及草率。现在，太空人回来了，在做什么呢？？变了普腾的代言人？？那所谓的研究有没有结果呢？？

总检察斯报告显示很多政府部门浪费了国家资源，尤其是在购买用品的方面！！学校用的手提电脑，打印机和projector都是利用了相当高的价钱购买，比市价来的高出很多倍！！不止这样，politeknik学校说采用的螺丝钉就可以证明了，其实为什么他们没察觉到呢？？价钱表来得酱高，他们应该有所察觉吧，但就真的......难道贪污这事件出现了？？天晓得~~~有在一次，他们没给了个正当的答案。

刚新建的政府大楼，国会大厦以及新的法庭。国会大厦可是一栋相当重要的地方，供议员们商量国家大事的地方，当才装修了那几天就出现了漏水事件，天花板崩塌的事件以及是全东南亚最大的法庭竟发现安全设施有问题！！奇怪啊~~三美兄，你是否有交待清楚呢？？请不要以为只要在国会里大喊大叫就可以解决事情哦~~ 现在被拉下马了，知道是什么问题吧~~
如果要怪大路起价的问题，本人觉得是这epu部门，也就是ekonomi pembangunan unit部门在作祟，不能全怪三美，他只是接受那部门的指令才采取行动的，epu是一个负责掌管国家经济的重要部门，可能觉得某地方出了问题才提出提升道路的价钱的把~~

种族偏激论。我们的khairy大兄对媒体们透露槟城浮罗山背的马来人被边缘化，首席部长理应换成土著。大兄啊，你起码都是牛津大学毕业的，又是巫青团副团长，说话可不可以经过大脑呢？？被边缘化...那我们华人呢，大学固打制，新经济政策以及上市公司土著固打制，这些情形应该算什么呢？？事情闹大后就一躲了之，责怪媒体翻译错误...

阿坦度雅的事件和马来亚大法官事件，永远都不能来个了解。这已足以惹怒大众了，每天见报都是一单又一单的犯罪事件和阿坦度雅的事件和马来亚大法官事件。真的托了一段很长很长的时间，大众都已经等得不耐烦了~~

如果再继续的话，不懂要写多久，就到这边吧。国阵应该吸取这次的教训，选民是不，我再强调，不善忘的，请不要以为时间能解决一切，那只是一项鸵鸟的言论，逃避现实。

不过，如反对党当选，是否真的能够解决现在的问题呢？？不要为了一时的气而断送了国家的前程！！现在反对党对州控制权产生了矛盾，是否能解决还有待观察。是否能如大家所愿把国家管理得更繁荣呢？？大家都说投火箭，最实际，但其实反对党是否能把人民的意愿实践出来呢？？到底是投党好还是投候选人好点呢？？就让时间证明一切吧~~

最后我想表达的是，我想大家详细考虑清楚，是谁把国阵推向悬崖，仔细研究事情的根源，不要一味把矛头指向国阵，是谁真的把事情搞砸，根源到底是在那里....

最后一句话

“黑狗闯祸，白狗当灾”

Kulim妹传奇2 ：我爱McDonald~~~~

2008-02-19T00:41:00.001+08:00

Kulim妹传奇2 ：我爱McDonald~~~~

对不起哦~~上回写到一半就停了很久~~

哈哈，就是因为等不到那感觉的到来，就迟迟不来，没那心情写，

真的哦~~写部落格真的很需要心情的配合的哦~~

现在新年放假，终于有一个可以喘口气的机会了~~

上回说到~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

终于就来到了目的地，北海钟灵独中……那时我们抵达的时候是蛮晚的，大约是十一，二点那样，那时还没那么多人，大多数都是他们的“手足”（执委单位）。

我要在强调的是我们这些都是所谓的“月光仔”，都是为了“增加知识”，故名说要参加那萤火会…..所以那边一切对我来说都超陌生的~~~~

我不知道他们的规则，不懂他们的方式，总之是一概不知就是了~~

他们把我们安顿在他们的一栋课室里，他们童军还会在班里绑一条长线，以便吊那些毛巾阿,衣服之类的东西了，给我就没那会考虑那么多东西了，有经验就是有经验huh~~~~，如我没记错的话，好像我们收拾好东西后就跑去休息了，听说明天会有蛮多比赛进行的。

第二天一早，早餐时间，我们都带了自己的食物，是谁提议酱做的，对不起，我忘了，哈哈~~食物是杯面。他妈的，去食堂拿热水都要20仙，热水罢了吗，要不要也要钱哦？？！！真的是收了钱才给水你们的咯~~还真的是怕我们会走了他似的！！真的是为什么热水也要钱呢？？！！

早餐后，就去报名参加那些比赛了，其实这边都没什么好说的啦，因为没什么光荣的事，只可以说是我们赢了一队和我们参加了那五人足球比赛…..飞~~飞~~飞~~重点不在这，而且也没什么好说~~~

我表哥是居住在槟城的，所以既然都来到了他的地头，当然要“捞”他带我到处去兜一兜不然就真的是很对不起自己了~~~哈哈~~~

一飞就飞到了下午6点那样，我表哥答应打包东西给我吃的，不知道是什么鸟来的叻~~~我还要补充的是那间钟灵可是我表哥的母校哦~~所以讲要找我绝对不是一个问题~~哈哈~~

他叫我在教室等他哦~~~原来他打包了McDonald给我，原来我喜欢吃什么他都知道了的哦~~哈哈~~太好了！！我们就走去食堂那儿去“开餐”了咯~~我们找了个位子就坐下来吃了。跟我在一起的是那“Taman Daya 陈冠希”泳麟和“老人家”彦法~~~我们突然间听到一个很陌生的女人声……

“很好吃哦McDonald~~~~~我也要！！！！”

我们就毫不犹豫地转过头去………………… (待续)

李老师？？！！

2008-01-03T00:50:00.000+08:00

我还真的有点意想不到我竟然去当了临教
起初被选为级任老师，感觉上有点压力的，
就因为要教的东西很多啊~~
害怕他们不明白我在教什么~~
害怕以后的真式的级任老师跟不上我的步伐~~
就觉得父母把孩子送进学校~~
终不能让他们的孩子什么都学不到的吧~~
两个月的时间，
说长不长，
说短不短，
但学习的时间永远都是不够的，
我哥就告诉我，
打理得他们，不听是他们的事啦，
这个是受过专业的不负责任训练，
所以大家就别造学哦~~~
薇琪就告诉我，
你可以的啦，别那么担心，
其实我想说，有没有别一个对白呢？？哈哈~~
所以，就打算硬着头皮上~~

今天就来了一通电话，
说我被调去下午班了~~
其实应该感到高兴还是什么呢~~
可能是高兴吧，因为不用早起~~
连教什么我都还不知道呢~~

有些人问我，
为什么选择教书呢，
通常我的答案都是，
高薪嘛~~
但如果我说我的真心话，
有谁会信呢，
其实我想说，
我从华小出来，
是华小栽培我出来的，
现在我想贡献回一点给华小，
毕竟华小是我的根，
我的起步点，
虽然不能想那些暴发户那样，
几百粒几百粒酱出，
但我能贡献小许，
就是拿起教鞭，
贡献华教~~
老实说，
你们会信吗？？

好了，
今午就是开课日了，
尽我本能，
教好他们吧~~
就包在我们身上吧，
华教斗士们~~~

白色圣诞~~~~

2007-12-30T21:34:00.000+08:00

白色圣诞~~
不用说，是一个大家公认的浪漫节日。情侣们都会选择在这一天向对方表示自己对他或她的爱意与关心，尤其是圣诞礼物，有多贵重就来多贵重，有多特别就来多特别~~可能他们认为这样都是最佳的表达方式

可能有些人会选择在这天表白或求婚，在一个下着细雪的下午，站着在一个平坦的雪地上，手里握着准备已久的礼物，默默地等待女主角的出现，那些雪犹如在围绕着双方翩翩起舞，然后男方就鼓起了这些日子所隐藏起来的勇气，宛如在一座赌台上的心情，不是赢就是输，带着破釜沉舟的心情，对她说了一句~~

“其实我已经注意你很久了，也默默守护着你很久了~~不懂你是否有注意到~~没有也不要紧啦~~就~~你懂啦~~我.....我....恶.....恶......”

”你到底要说什么啦~~你显得有点紧张哦~~到底是什么啦~~别再吓人啦！！”

“就是那个.....啊~~~那个叻......就....hmm....”

“到底是什么啦~~别吞吞吐吐啦~~不像平常的你哦！！”

“就~~~我@#$%#你啦~~~”

“哈？？！！你说什么啊！！别那么快嘛~~~”

深呼吸-ing.....“就~~~我喜欢你~~~~”

女主角错愕了一阵...................

接下来恕我不知道我该怎样接....就任由你们的想象吧！！不过，话说回来，以上的场景只适合在有四季的国家里哦~~如果说是在马来西亚，有点勉强吧~~~

圣诞节前夕那天，我和一大班的朋友一起度过，不能说上是很精彩，不过就还不赖嘛~~大家就聚在一起烧烤东西吃，一起聊聊是非，还参了一班“刚认识”的朋友，湛杨还很“姜”地带了他的朋友来，大家都不认识对方，场面显得有点尴尬，而我也在当场认识了一位女生，大家都曾进过那无聊的营，所以我们都拥有一个common topic，她是被派去port dickson 的，她就一面的强调有多好玩和精彩，坐在一边的我似乎没多大感同身受，就一味点头认同吧了~~哈哈，可能就我很难取悦吧~~我觉得有点奇怪，只是聊天罢了吗，为什么说到好像要交往似的，什么巴结谁啦，地址啦，父母啦，兄弟姐妹啦，他们真的好奇怪叻~~难道男和女就不可以做朋友罢了？？！！

圣诞节跟着来的就是新年了，好快就来到2007的年终了，是时候真真的向2007挥挥手，说一声谢谢这一年里说发生的事情，真的，真的，让我学习了很多.......

也是时候把2007里的为完成丢弃了，因为我答应了自己，2008年里，我绝不能受到2007的未完成说牵累，踏进了2字头了，不能在吊儿郎当了，都快为人师表了，怎可以那么草率....或许大家都会问我.......舍得吗.....我看没什么东西我是不舍得的，只是看我有没有这样的能力去放下，有时事情总不能看单方面的，就好象会计里的credit和debit，如果这两者都不能得到一个平分率的话，种种的问题就会出现了~~~

如果有机会从来的话，我希望神仙会给予我两个选择,

成为一个独来独往的救命英雄，就好像蝙蝠侠和星战里的绝地武士，主要任务是拯救人命和治安吧了~~~但代价是必须放弃爱情，过着一个人的生活.
成为一个普通人，过着人人都过着的生活，即普通又幸福，有伴侣，孩子，等等....

如果是我的话，我可能会选着第一，就可能会喜欢独处吧，而且对爱情这种东西抱着怀疑的态度，看来我比较喜欢留名罢了.....

在这我祝天下的有情人终能成眷属,在等待的朋友如果有了心上人就勇敢去哦！！别让人等太久哦~~

致大家.......

2007-11-17T19:46:00.000+08:00

还说今天要狠狠地拼了，到最后也不是在写部落格.......
或许很多人都会以为我在浪费时间，
但，如我不在今天写的话，我看接下来的日子都不会有feel吧，
考完试更不用说吧，

我们就快脱离了我们现在就读的中学了，
不知大家有什么感受呢？？
是开心？
是不舍得？
还是迫不及待？
就留给你们慢慢思察吧，
以前每天一大清早，
就会从温暖的被窝里爬起来，
打开衣橱，
取出昨晚刚烫好的制服，
就会反复思考，
为什么我们非穿制服不可呢？？
在去到冲凉房里，
看着那散乱的头发，
就会反复思考，
为什么我们非留短发不可呢？？
但，
这情景都会逐渐地消逝了，
就只剩那区区的一个礼拜，
7天，
对那些STPM考生来说，
会有怎样的感觉呢？？
会不会想起在学校时，
千方百计的闪避“黎明”的scanner呢？
闪避成功的话，
就会在朋友面前炫耀，
但若失败的话呢，
我看不用我说你们都会知道吧，
还有指甲，
冷王永顺！！
不用看，我就是在讲你！！（兄弟）

每天都驾着青色的kembara，
扭过几个连续发夹弯，
在selayang路上称霸的女车手，
还有每天在学校自夸自己睡觉功夫有多好，
自称月亮的“月薇”，
我只想说一句，
你能不能别把一辆4驱车驾到好像船那样呢？？（兄妹）

以下我特地利用英文来写，是为了他能知道我在写什么，
for a guy,
who been recognise as half guai lou,
seems got quite a number of same outcome with me,
even though u met a crush everytime,
but i just wanna say,
is just a decoration in your life,
u will seen it as a experience later the day,
maybe it will spice up your day,
who knows right??
Mr Calvin....（兄弟）

一个每天都在思考的家伙，
简直可以称得上是神的人，
有时我真的不明白你想说什么，
哈哈，
恕我不会说话，
不过我可以感受从你身上散放着的魅力，
只要加以好好利用，
我看不出多少天，
那杯“水“应该都飞不出你手掌吧，哈哈，
对吗？？彦杰先生.....（兄弟）

二帅
一个差不多每天都在啃书的家伙，
每天都在炫耀自己有多能耐的家伙，
你应该面对着不少压力吧，
我不懂要怎样帮你，
但我只想对你说，
就仗下去吧，
还剩一个礼拜罢了，
听到了吗？？
盗版王彦法.......（兄弟）

三帅aka Dasar king 但还是马桶
一个每天都挂着一脸傻笑的家伙，
说的话有时真的很废，
怪不得拿生物，
是不是要检查自己的肺容量啊？
很谢谢你一路来那么让我欺负，
哈哈，
很感谢你的容忍，
谢咯，马桶国修.....（兄弟）

一个以报考华文为荣的人，
画工不在话下的人，
如不是的话，那会做出那张“生日超哈比”卡呢~
坐在后面，
会不会有点闷呢？？
还是在高谈阔论呵~~
不要再和我玩含沙射影了，
因为我怕你会哭，
哈哈，
拿五科，就要给自己信心哦！！！
你可以的汶锝！！（兄弟）

一个以三八在中六混的人，
虽然你有他撑腰，
但我不会怕的哦！！
无可否认有时你真的很“蒙”，
所以就出现了一个人会时常提醒你的人，
不要看我，你知道的，
谢谢你一路来都那么耐心的听我发牢骚哦，
而且还不断鼓励我，
真的很谢谢你，
不愧是我的“兄妹”（不是那陈奕迅那首歌）
加油吧！！薇琪~~~

大帅
一个以吃编天下零食的家伙，
生日礼物恐怖到不行，
一个不会休息的广播站，
也是不会休息的转播站，
有时真的很怀疑拿来知道的消息，
那么快，那么惊人，
也是一个以报考华文为荣的人，
继续努力吧！！
4个A，对你来说，
简直易如反掌！！
你可以的哦，国林.....(兄弟）

一个以鬼故事打出名堂的女孩
外表冷酷，但内心却充满主意的女孩
谢谢是她的座右铭
我可以看得出你的压力异常的大
不要老是想着不行的地方哦！！
你可以的，
来，给点信心自己，
我在等着你为自己的成绩而感到光荣的那一刻，
应该离现在不久吧！！
加油吧！！彩霞，你可以的.......只要相信.......

还有剩下那些，
让我的中六日子那么辛苦的废物，
那些书本的奴隶，
考试的忠臣，
试卷的收藏家，
资料的保密家，
谢谢你给了我那么多的学习机会，
让我成长不少，
也学的不少，
在此，我想显出我的绅士风度，
对你们说一句，
good luck

我所提到的兄弟与兄妹们，为了各自的理想！！
大家拼了吧！！
主题曲是无双哦！！
我希望我这篇文章能起到鼓励的用途！！
加油，加油，加油~~~~~~
以上我所提到兄弟与兄妹不按名次而写，希望大家不要误会哦！！！！

in a faraway place...(english version,not recommended)

2007-08-07T00:10:00.002+08:00

In a faraway place ... .. (on) a kingdom called PTE, the Chinese name is still yet to be discovered, it is built on a pretty remote place, there lived a group of people are all day to night are busy K-ing books(read books), they seem to grow in their own world, outside the right things all will ignore them, perhaps there is strictly speaking not my business. I do not need to bother about it, so they are quite ignorant and just spending their times with the books ... .. and those minister and the king? ? Nobody knows what they are doing, not even one saying, almost forgets theirs existence ... .. one day, a band of people just arrived at this place, as this city is leading to a lot of institution of higher education, and the worst thing is the route to these higher education institution is an annual event, which mean to gain access to any institution, you must stay here for one year and a half year to wait the road to be opened .... those band of people are very reluctantly forced to accept this fact ... .

this so-called administrative PTE is a group of ministers which lead by a King. Also said to be king or emperor is headed, all the affairs of any size must acknowledge the King first, there is no difference between this administrative with the former China dynasty, the post for the King and the ministers are said to be changed annually. It is about time for the administrative board to be reshuffled. So the yet to be resigned member of the administrative board had put in a meeting, what so called interview in preparing them to elect a suitable person. Many people had attend that meeting ...and the lucky person is a boy from MRSM , almost nobody knows about his background, I just know that he will watch somebody else with a full catch and evil smile in the face ... Incidentally this is the new king of the Kingdom has become the policeman of the place, God’s know what his intention. I nearly forgot, the ministers also undergone a change in the board ... the majority are specializing in the study of science, the arts are on the few, it can be described as letting science stream students to dominate the entire kingdom! ! But they are not being elected by public, strange? ? ! ! Why? ? .

After the selection of a new administration board, the new administrative staff will be carried out their part of the mandate. In the first days, they had prepared a questionnaire is to study and understand the people's needs and complaints, of course, new hope for the new policy, almost all the people to cooperate, answer to those questionnaires. Only a small percentage of people choose to ignore or more standard "bo chap" (the Fujian dialect). They seem quite satisfied with their performance like. These new policies and personnel is pretty strange, especially when the morning meeting, they tend to pick the recess time, the most surprising is that they really like to get into a circle, and do not like to sit down and properly discussed. More strange thing is a maid. she is just a simple naïve maid but her speeches is and even then it is contrary to the emperor! !

A dialogue about the comparison! !

Chen emperor : "Today, I would like to implement this plan, whatever yours views my dear minister…. (If you use a hand girlie tone to read the case, the outcome will be much better ... ..)the ministerr: "ah, my emperor,it should be a bit troublesome, it should be supervised by the emperor? ? "

Sorry! ! Disturbance, I will be inserting something in this dialogue ,is another special act in this administrative board, "Kung Fu morning meeting" What does it mean? ?continue reading and you will found out.I would also like to connect their "theme song"

Chen emperor : "ah ... .. my dear ministers,do you guys need to say like that meh? ? I am afraid I can not be a time out so much time vortex! ! I want to eat, but also wanted to burn women ... .. (just apecially added,for the sake of forming some funny environment):

The mah maid just intercept from the side

Mah maid:"let lai minister to do it lah! throughout the year she did not do anything! ! I do not care ah!

Lai minister:”but I have lots of things that need to be done!!Chen minister lah,he is more free…”

Chen minister:”hell no,I still have bunches that need to do!!!!”

Mah maid:”then we just call the sim minister and the embassador calvin to do it lah since they done nothing at all throughout the year….”

Others ministers:”Ah yeah..good…good….nice nice….”

Calvin and sim ministers:”but…but…”

Chan emperor:”ok,we will put it this way,it is an order,understand??so,get it done!!!!”

Calvin and sim ministers:”damn…!@#!#!#!@$#$”

A simple servants, she said the case could be "decisive" and that the emperor was powerless, but also obey! ! It seems a maod is more authoritative than the emperor! ! Are they two ... .. dunno eh…Pitiful to the two ministers……

在一个遥远的地方……..(上)

2007-08-04T01:16:00.001+08:00

有一个王国，名叫PTE,中文名有待发掘，是建立在一个蛮偏僻的地方，里面所住的老百姓都是一班整天到晚都忙着K书，他们仿佛生长在自己的世界里，对外面的事情一概不理不睬，或许严格来说是不关我事，我无需过问，所以他们都是这样平平白白这样过了……..而那些大臣和国王呢？？没人知道他们干了什么，也不曾有人过问，差点儿忘了它的存在性……..

有一天，一班人抵达了这个地方，由于这城市是通往很多的高等教育学府比经之城市，而最糟糕的事这条所谓的必经之道，是年度的，也就是说如果要通往任何学府，必须在这儿呆上一年半才能等到那条路被开启…….

那班人很无奈地被逼接受这个事实…….这所谓PTE的行政是一位国王带领一班大臣。也可说为是以大王或天子为首，任何大小一切事务大王都必须过问，和以前中国朝代没什么分别，而国王和大臣这职务是年任的，也就是说大王会随着一年一年的过去而更换。

大王更换的时段差不多要到了，所以那所谓的先王就和那班才刚到达的人安排一个会面会，准备在他们当中选出一个适合者。蛮多人都出席那会面会……到最后脱颖而出的是一个从一所叫MRSM的男生，几乎没人知道他的生世，只知道他只会每天用着一种充满诡计和邪恶的笑容在对着别人阴笑……碰巧的是这新任的大王也成了那王国的巡捕，在下不懂他有何打算，只觉得好像有点问题似的。

差点忘了，大臣们也是经过更换了……奇景是大多数都是专研理科的人，而文科的就寥寥无几，几乎可以说得上全让理科生霸占了整个王国！！但不是有他们的人民挑选出来的，奇怪吧？？！！为什么？？在下看这问题只有那所谓的先王和众大臣才能答得出吧！

经过一论的挑选后，新的行政人员就要进行他们应尽的任务了。在第一天，他们就准备了一张问卷，是为了考察和了解人民的需要和与怨言，当然，新政策新希望，几乎全部人都给予合作，回答了那些问卷，只有少部分的人选择不理或更标准的是“bo chap”（福建话）。他们似乎蛮满意他们的表现似的。

这班新政策人员蛮怪的，尤其是早朝的时候，特别喜欢专挑休息的时间，这样不用紧，最奇怪的是他们很喜欢围成一个圆圈，不喜欢坐下来好好商量的。

更奇怪的事就是有一个奴婢，就只是个简单且普通的奴婢的讲话方式竟然和那皇上简直是相反！！就那一轮对话作比较吧！！

陈皇上：“今天，朕想实行这个计划，众卿家有何见解，不妨提出……(如果大家使用一种瞒娘娘腔的语气来读的话，效果会来得更好…..)

众卿家：“嗯，臣觉的可行的机会应该会有点麻烦，就不如由皇上亲自监察吧？？”

对不起！！打扰一下，我将会在这对话里插上另一个这朝廷的特别行为，就是“功夫早朝”，什么意思？？如大家接着读下去应该会领悟到吧！！还有在此我也会插上他们的“主题曲”

陈皇上：“嗯…..众卿家要酱讲meh??只怕朕一时间不能抽出那么多的时间涡！!朕又要吃书，又要煲女…..(这几句是在下特别加的，只是想搞搞气氛罢了........)

在一旁摇扇的马奴婢出声了，

马奴婢：“就交给赖卿家吧！他整年没做过任何东西哦！！我不理啊！说你做过什么东吧！！”

赖卿家：“嘿！不行！！臣手上还有很多事要办呢！！陈俊卿家吧！！“

陈卿家：“不能！臣的手头上的事情也是还没完成呢！！就不如你吧，马奴婢!”

马奴婢：“我才不要咧！就你吧，外国特使，calvin特使和沈卿家，你们俩整年都没做过东西哦！不用再推辞了！就酱办吧！！”

Calvin和沈卿家：“臣…….臣…….”

马奴婢: “就这样吧！！“

陈皇上：“好吧，就酱决定吧！这是朕的决定，做得好好看看啊！！”

Calvin和沈卿家：“但……..但…….”

其他卿家：“好！！好！！就这样吧！！！”

Calvin和沈卿家（心想）：“@#$%$#$#@@#!!!!”

奇怪吧？？一个区区的奴婢，她所说的话竟然可以那么“果断”而那皇上竟无能为力，还服从呢！！看来一个奴婢还比一个皇上来得有权威呢！！会不会有点以下犯上呢？又难道他们俩有……..不懂恶恶~每次早朝都要打太极，真辛苦了他们！！可怜的两位卿家就酱变成了拳下亡灵！！！

待续~~~

生病

2007-07-31T23:49:00.000+08:00

今天

我终于病倒了，

我怀疑为何会发生这么突然的事，

但，

这都是多余的，

因为我有一班朋友都很关心我，

我，

太感动了…….

我，

不禁地大骂自己起来，

说实在，

我有时都怀疑到底你们心里还有没有我的存在，

我不断地在思考，

尤其是今晚，

星期一，半夜十二点，

当我打算结束我们的友谊的时候，

神明宛如听到我的心声似的，

不知为何，我不断地在发抖，

全身都散发着冰冷的气息，

这时，我发现我发烧了…..

第二天，我无法上学去，

唯有自己骑脚车看医生去，

回家途中，我骑向学校去，

如我所料，

我们必须进行实验，

我不想再拖延，就决定希望能当天做完，

这时，“朋友“就过来投于关心的眼光和对话，

我，

那时真的觉得无地自容，

为何我要怀疑你们对我的友谊，

都是我自己不好，

整天胡思乱想，

差点儿断送了一段美好的友谊，

尤其是晚上的补习班，

更见证了你们的关心，

真的是很谢谢你们，

我不应该怀疑你们，

真的很对不起，

尤其是彦法，

我不应对你乱发脾气，

可能神明就是要赐我这一劫，

以让愚蠢的我真真明白真正友谊的存在与价值…..

所以我，

郑重的在这里说一声，

谢谢你们…….

论U6SC1(高中甲班)

2007-05-29T01:21:00.000+08:00

中六无与是直升本地大学的最佳途径，或者您会说大学预科班是一个更好的方法，但本人不这么认为，因为大多数从大学预科班出来的学生都会面对不能适应大学的生活，或让教授鄙视(这是我哥告诉我的) 。

我选了中六但被编去甲班，但我那些死党都在乙班。起初我还觉得没什么问题啦，只要我勤力两班跑，应该会没什么问题的吧！！所以我并没有要求换班…….

但当我越在我班逗留越久时，我那班上的“人” 就开始露出他们的真面目……我所预测的事情逐渐的发生。他们已经开始了不是你死，就是我活的心态。什么意思？就是这样的，我得到了一个很重要的资料，但我必须确保没人会得到…..任何事发生，“哦，我不懂喔！酱巧我会罢了，幸运罢了，哈哈！！” ，这个是他们常用的回答方式。又或者我给你一些对你蛮有用的资料，你不用想他会怎样会报你！！我本身就目睹很多这样的事情发生。还有一单料，成绩好的“人” 会比较受欢迎，而那些普普通通的都会受到冷落，除非！！除非！！你有利用价值，那情况就100%++不同了！！要知道如何不同？？可能下一张或几张就有分晓了。

今年，我升上了高中六(之前是初中六) ，但情况依然没变 ……他们还是一样的心态。我的天啊！！
现在我会为你们一一揭开高中甲班的事情

1. 互相尊重。就连小学的学生都知道如何尊重一名长辈，但他们就好象越大就越自大！！上课的时候，老师在教书，OK……如果你说你已经明白全部又或者是你已完成所有的练习，好，那你就继续做你自己的东西或你静悄悄的听讲，你那能当着老师的面前睡觉？？！！老师那么辛苦站着教导我们，你竟在那儿睡觉？？！！你到底知不知道什么叫尊重长辈的？？！！我不理你是为了帮你父母什么也好，总之老师教课，你在那儿睡觉就是不对！！还有，换节的钟声响了，老师打包要走了，身为学生的我们，或身为晚辈的我们很应该起立象老师致敬，但你们一个两个当老师是透明的，难道起立一下会很麻烦吗？？会害你失去几百万吗？？就算你懒得开口，你都应该起立一下吗！！我真的是觉得很无地自容咯！难道你们不觉得的吗？？身为一位19岁的少年，高中六的学生，你们连尊重老师都不会，你们觉得怎样呢？？老实说我坐在后面就是为了要看清你们，果然没白费心机…..我可以说是最后一排的老大，如果我发现有任何一个人，在最后一排的没有起立的话，我第一时间就鸟他们了，不信？？你问问他们吧！不要说我臭屁，我可是班上喊的最大声的一位喔！尊重这个价值我看得特别重！！为什么？？因为洛要别人尊重你，你就必须先学会尊重别人，以理服人！！

2. 好心你们要讲话的时候，请用用大脑。这是我所遭遇的事情。有一天，我们在上着化学节，老师在黑板上写了很多东西，所以必须赶快把它给抄下来。当到了某一部分，那MRSM佬的大头顶着了，无论我们怎样摇都还是看不见，所以我们并不得以叫我前面的同学告诉他是否可以和隔壁的同学调换一下位子或低点，但我换来的就是这种答案，为了保留原汁原味，对话如下….
“why don’t you tell them to sit in front??”
我第一反应就是
“What the f***,are you frickin lost your mind or your head is hollow one??!!you called us to sit in front??I mean kavi and I are so tall,and also the other guys,if we sit in front then there will be a paris tower,1 twin tower,one KL tower and one seattle tower blocking the view….you want us to block the behinds??I don’t mind if you insist,but you have to explain to them,not me!!!!!”
哎哟，我的老天啊！！你到底会不会为他人想的？？我和KAVI就在后面炸到他鸟样！！当然没在他面前炸啦，留他一点面子吧！起码我没象他那样白痴！哎哟，他啊！！我不懂要怎样形容他咯！SIT IN FRONT WOH？？！！SIT MY COCK 啦！
做人除了要为自己想一想，也要为他人吗！！那样简单的道理难道还需要我教？？！！蠢TAT….妖….

3.所谓的PTE就是全中六的组织，如果您有机会成为它的主席的话，这代表着你给予重任照顾或保全中六学生的利益和安全，但我又偏偏中了一件超无稽的事件……有一天，我清楚地记得那时是星期三因为每逢星期三我都必须实行化学实验，我们一进到化学室，老师讲了几句废话后我们就开始做了。当我把所需要的器具都从小橱那儿拿出来后，准备开始要做的，忽然间我听到“biang”的一声，我不以为然因为这种事常发生，不懂是那个人的手没有花纹叻，还是那些东西有脚的，很难才能抓到。不过，这“单” 料并不寻常，我又听到那F5的化学老师在那儿大叫，好象在求救似的，忙问我们当中是否有人是来自救伤队的，然后我就给他们推去了…..原来是那只马受伤了，听说是被BEAKER刮伤的，过程呢我就不大清楚了。如果以我的角度来看那伤口呢，都还OK的，就因为她所受伤的部位是在手指与手指之间的薄皮层，由于那儿的皮层是属于蛮偏僻或因为没什么细胞，所以缝针这“奖赏” 她定是走不了的了…… 可能是因为她流血过量，弄湿了很多棉花，那班人就以为超严重的，那我就没意见恶……刚好那时JAYANTHI也在场。基于伤势还未受肯定，所以必须送进医院以测安全。我觉得我能做的东西我都尽量了，应该没什么事会有关到我的份儿吧，所以我就打算继续进行我的实验，老师就必须送那只马进医院。但那实验室的“帮手”( 应该是吧！) 就看到老师和那只马两人而已，如果有多一个人去多个照应可能会比较好，她就叫我？？！！我连忙转身一看，JAYANTHI不见了，而且还继续着她的实验呢！看来我无从选择，为有跟着他们去咯。当然，我就好象变成随身跟班似的或保镖吧！老实说，不是我不要帮这个大忙，而事实是她是女的，酱是不是应该放一个女的跟她一块儿去会来的恰当呢？？为什么她要在这个时候束手呢(J)？？而且我跟她不怎么熟，就好象她在车上哭啊！！难道你要我使出“猛雄抱树” 这招来安慰她吗？？还有在那急诊室那里，缝针的时候，痛当然是无法避免的，我一个大男生要怎样安慰他啊？？难道又是旧伎重使？如果她是我老板就不用紧啊，但……我真的是没有办法咯，我又没什么实战经验，除了一直说不要害怕，不痛的，不要想就不痛的！！(感觉上就好象在自欺欺人似的) ，所以我说啊！！如果是同性的话。可能会有什么用处，你要我这条“友”托吗？？不是我不要帮，而只是如果那角色换换下会比较好。而且那身为PTE主席的人好象没什么发言叻！那就真的是有点奇怪了，难道她不是中六生？我还要补充的是你们之间的感情应该会比我跟她来的好很多吧，做事都容易多啊！说真的，我去那儿可以说是做着半个“神石像” 咯！

4.我行我素

根据我多天的观察，那值日生表真的是拿来“托” 的！！到目前为止，我看阿霞可以拿到我班最佳值日生吧！！因为一路来都是她都会按照值日生表，完全没有怠慢过的咯！我可否认我是有偷懒过啦！但那些都是抹窗的呀，有点麻烦咯！哈哈。不过，除此之外，我几乎什么都有坐喔！哎呀，话说回来，那时是考试季节，全部人都忙着K书，其实那垃圾蓝是在班后面，位置是蛮显位的啦，但奇迹是竟没人注意到那蓝差不多要满出来的，最衰的是坐在那儿的同学竟不以为然？？！！真的是令我叹为观止！！只能在胸口自插两字“佩服” ！！我打算不采取任何行动，我想看下有谁会自告奋勇地去进行那“神圣”的任务……等阿等的……忽然有一天奇迹真的出现了，我下课回来后，就看见那蓝已空了！！我暗喜这回真的是太好了，得对他改观才行！！但后来我所知道的是，原来是隔壁班纹得帮我们的，他妈的……到底我班发生了什么事？？！！为什么要劳累隔壁班的同学来做我们日常所应该做的东西？？或你会说，今天不是我呀？！为什么要我叻？？不能别人吗？？这我可知道，但难道就不能帮下忙吗？？那天的应该是KAVI，他都已经受了伤，你是否还比一个受伤的人还不如呢？？好心啦！！做人可不可别那么自私呀？？在学校生涯你们就开始那么自私了，改次在社会你是不是也要那么一样呢？？我们可不可以好象生活在一个团体里互相帮忙呢？？我看不大可能吧？？
我知道你会说为什么你不去呢，我只可以赠你一段话：
You have no idea how much I have done to my class or even form 6,so I can‘t just be like a charity enterprise,being exploited by those hypocrite….now is the time for them to show something that they are worth to be a pre-u student,if you hope someone to threat you as a pre-matured person then you have to work it out from yourself first…it doesn’t matter how important will be the case as long as you have that kind of mind set to overcome or deal with it!!
如果我也跟你们一般见识的话，那你班就没有人会帮你们争取利益了或解决问题了(彦发，你应该知道吧！！！哈哈)

5. 瞬间转移

不要以为这标题很“架势”喔！！又在一次的发生在
我身上了…..有一天，我在聚精会神地在和那该死的TRIGO死着，忽然间，一把很熟悉但很陌生的声音传了过来，如下….

“啊！川扬啊！你哦！在那MUET(马来西亚大学英文考试) 的时候，对话的时候啊！记得要“照” 着我们呀！！”
我抬头一望，果然不出我所料！！又是那只马….

” 没有啦！！我那敢，我“鸡”( 最好以广东发音) 的吗，没你想象地那么厉害啦！！可能我还需要你的帮忙呢！！(有点假的感觉) ”

“没有啊！老师讲话的时候，你都会插上几句的呀！！我们都没有叻！！(他妈的，更假！！) ”

“哎呀，那些只是一团废话罢了吗！！(我又提高了假的成分) ”

“那也好过我们什么都没说啊！！起码你敢说吗！！那像我们！！(超假，我输了…….)”

我无言以对，唯有微笑着“应酬” 她！！
哎，为什么会酱的呢？？平时又没看你那么好口，偏偏这个时候你就那么多话说！！真的是啊！！是不是“人到用时方恨少”啊？？我不竟打了一阵寒冷寂…..到了当天，她不懂是不是特地的，死命咬着不放，害到我差点有点招架不住，看来她不会那说话的礼貌和技巧，凡是都要留人余地，你这样做只是要打翻自己罢了！！而且过后，没有一声道谢和道歉似的，做人叻，无论你是否有没有得罪到对方，也要行个礼的吗！！这是礼貌！！！他就一溜烟地走了…………留着我和俊瀚呆站着那儿，想着我们是否被利用了？？……………………………

6. 过去的事情永远都是改变不了的

这也是常发生的…….每当考试后，那班“友” 都会三五成群的聚在一起讨论，可能如果你幸运的话，应该不用幸运女神的兼顾吧，你每次都可以听到：

“哎呀，你看！！我错了耶！那么容易都会错！！害我没有了__分了咯！！”

“哎呀，我会的呀！！一时想不起啊！！”

“没有啦！书恒说是酱做的噢！所以是对的喔！”

然后就到了杀手句！！！

“啊，？？啊，你会做吗？？哦？是吗？？我也不会叻！！那我们一起衰吧！”

但成绩出来就与他的情形全然不同

“没有啦！！幸运罢了吗！！”

我一直都这样想，好！你会做，那我非常地恭喜你！但你可不可以不要去骚扰人家呢？？人家可能不会做，而且也要强言欢笑的对着你说会。这样做，你不但为自己带来了压力，同时也带了更重的压力给人家，你觉得这是应该的吗？如果换着是我，如果有任何人过来想对我说这篇废话，可以的话我会叫他不如去找别人，因为我不吃这一套，又或者忙点头，他说什么，不管对或错，我都答是，因为我深知我不想制造一些无必要的压力给对方，STPM已经是一块蛮难啃的骨头，无必要打击人家的自信心。

7。一慨不理

现在这个时代，不是忙K书你就会得天下，有时也要动用下小聪明。我不是刻意要暗示我拥有小聪明，因为我承认我没有。我所要表达的是，如果你要保障你的未来，你的眼光就必须放远一点，有多远就放多远，这不是不脚踏实地的举动，而是能帮你提早不你的目标设定好，如果你是说你要看成绩的话，我非常的抱歉想对你说你错了！成绩是人为的，是你可以操纵的但你的未来是随着时代的更换，你总不能坚守古城。可悲的是，我班的人好象不太了解这一点，他们比较喜欢生活在自己的世界，完全封闭了与外地的交流………..
就打个例子吧！STPM费用，老师说我们必须缴交这笔费用，但事实上是在去年的财政预算案里，我们已无须缴交呀！不用说，我第一个举手和脚反对！！当我看附近是………..咦？？！！数学，物理，生物，画着GRAF………..到底发生了什么事啊！！这可关于到你们的耶！现在是你们必须缴交一笔不必要的费用叻！难道你们没有反应的吗？？还是你们不理，继续陶醉于自己的世界里？所以，我就过去访问了他们………

“嘿，要给钱耶！你们打算怎样做呀？？”

“哦？是吗？那就给咯，没得选呀！”

我突然间整个人楞了！现在是他们不对了！。出尔反尔，我们必须采取行动啊！！为自己争取利益啊！给？？QI XIAO(福建话) 啊？

我再转头看看我们所谓的PTE主席，还好好地坐在那儿，这种时候是不是应该到你出场呢？？为我们中六生争取利益，那为什么你又在那儿“煲” 女呢？？你就好象是一个总帅，发生任何事，我是说如果中六生发生任何事，你必须是第一个站出来的，不然给你一个主席“拓” 啊？？但你…….HAIZ，不想多说你了，浪费我时间而已，与其靠你，不如我亲自行动。不再浪费时间，我立刻马上去找了一大堆老师，但还是不能，没有便咯，唯有回家上网看看有没有“料” 到，网上明明写不用的呀！为何呢。我就拜托我朋友把那张给打印下来，一遍明天我能和老师死过…到了明天，老师突然间说不用了，终松了一口气….看看那主席，嘻皮笑脸的，真的是很想把他抓给政府，把他填在以斯干达发展区的地段里，如果政府有缺沙用啦！

以上的言论，我以拿了大约三，四天来完成，我不是想一直指出人家的错误而达倒你们把我当作圣人来对待的目的，而是想达到提醒的用途！或者你们会有所启发……….而我也不是一个什么缺点都没有的人，我承认我是会犯下错误，我会积极的反思，如果有任何得罪的地方，请多多包涵，除了那些我以上所述到的“人” 。谢谢。

KULIM 妹传奇

2007-02-05T00:29:00.000+08:00

这是一件很久以前的事了，本来不什么想旧事提起的，但看到我朋友写那些旧事写得那么起劲，就拿捏不到自己写起来了。

其实为什么会叫KULIM妹，我似乎不大知道，那我觉得就应该问问那所谓的“漂移王子”和他那一班的好朋友，我只知道她们，对，是她们喔，都住在KULIM，应该那所谓的KULIM 妹代号就从这边起的吧。

我还记得那时是差不多放半年假，如果我没错的话，是那班女童军邀我们这班“月光”仔去的，目的是要见识一下他们槟城钟灵童军举办的萤火会，当然到最后我们依然搞不成，原因？？太复杂，我也不清楚。出发当天我们还需要出席我们的补习班，如果我没记错的话，应该是国语班。

“OOI，傻(广东话，我们常用的字语)，你们等下有去萤火会对不对？？”所谓的飞机佬问。

“YEE.....奇怪，你怎样知道的？？”我们不约而同得问倒。

“HA...HA...(应该认识飞机佬的人会明白什么一会事)，我”劲“啦！！我朋友跟我说的”飞机佬说道。

“喔，将你也有去咯？？”我问道。

“HA....HA.....我不懂err....应该有瓜。”飞机佬用了一些“淫荡”的语气说道。

不用说的啦，他一定会到的。补习后，我们就回家去了。我老早就把行李准备好了，所以我一回到家就立刻冲凉，吃饭就出发了，我所剩下的时间不多，应为大约9：30就必须从这边出发了。我和我一大班的朋友一起到达学校集合，就看到已经很多人在那儿集合了。不议会儿，果然，飞机佬真的出现了，还在那边嘻皮笑脸着，就知道他的。

等到全部人出席后，我们就出发了。如果我没记错的话，飞机佬是和泳麟坐，显辉和炳鸿坐，彦发和伟健坐，而我只好一个人，HAIZ....他们真的是啊。我们还去载不懂那一间学校的童军。

就这样，我们浩浩荡荡得出发了............................

(故事才刚开始喔，由于时间的关系，我必须先暂停，下次再继续..................................)

TO BE CONTINUE..........

is it really fun??!!

2007-01-02T02:12:00.000+08:00

time paasing fast like hell,finally,i had make through to 2007....in order to celebrate such a big event,i had decide to come out and hav a cup of drink or something with my friend during the new year eve....we talk cock....talk talk talk then one of my tar college's friend told me something that i really don't hope that they will know but SOMEONE JUST KEPT GOSSIPIN ABOUT ME SECRETLY...

i'm like godsmacked,wtf??!!how on earth they know...who is the frikin mole??!!Whymust i keep it as secret??the reason is very simple,i'm a guy,i had get used to those what we so called "fake words" but the situation now is very tragic,it had involve one of the girl,a not so extrovert girl,i don't know what will happened on her if this what we so called "rumour" had just "pass by" her ear,i don't know how will she think about it but i had prepare a WCS(Worsr case scenario)...

damn,is it really fun sertting someone up to be a hot chatting topic??do you ever feel or think how will they people involved feel after such an incident just spread out or transmitted out like an ion.the whole world will get to know about it...is not i'm being introvert or small gas,but guys,think twice...is it a really very important news that you have to help me to spread all around??the worst thing is the story will be "corrected" by some "kind" person,then a lot os misunderstand will just popped up like hell...i don't want to waste my fucking...time,sorry for using vulgar word but i just can't stabilise my emotion..i'm not gonna to tell what had happen at here since is quite personal....

come'on man...you had just screwed up my day,can you just be a bit mature,at least don't be a frickin buzy body,mind your own business,don't ever let me manage to track down you or else you will be very sorry on what had you done so far...i have my own idea....

damn.....just came across this words....this world is full of crap....

not backstabbing....

2006-10-01T23:48:00.001+08:00

OK,this post is about a person that i dislike,this is not a back stabbing post is just i don't want to sound him in front of croded people.Is for both beneficial since i'm not getting into trouble and he won't feel ashamed...

This is a true fact man...today,1-10-2006,sunday,is my tuition day,i have to attend 2 tuition class for today.As usual,i have to go to the tuition centre by 2.45 coz i'm having my math class first.The math class ended by 4.45pm.

After the math class,is the physic class...there's really a matha fiuker jackass inside my physic class,he said something that was not related to the subject,always wanted to make joke in the class,let me tell you something boy,you are not thee only one who can make joke in this world and moreover your joke is a piece of rubbish or shit,is not funny at all!!!everytime you said a "funny" joke,i guarantee will ask my fren:"hey man,is this some kinda of joke??!!"haha..sorry my fren...

I've been informed that you kept making those what some sort like the bird chuckling or chickering,forget liao...i really hate those irritating voice you ass bastard,can you just shut your frickin mouth for just 2 and a quarter hour??for not saying anything??i habe to pay attention...full attention during the class...i'm not payin 200 bucks here to just listening you extraordinary skill-bird fiukering sound...think twic...not for you,think 3 times you asshole...if you want to flirt that bitch,please wait until the end of the class...ok??let's just put it this way,i'm begging you try to act normal in the class,don't be a fool inside the class..you think you are a nice joker??think 3 times before you make such a "wise" decision....damn..........

i am getting exhausted....

2006-10-01T23:48:00.000+08:00

"今天十月一日还有加唱,哟我没的去,好失望哦,我真的好想去哦,我还问眉莉可不可以借我st.john uniform因为我竟然看到我们学校的ahli st.john"

Quoted from my fren's blog....

Ok...first of all,for you all information,i'm the senior and very superior in my school's pbsm,the red crescent society.I have been enter the club for the pass 5 years and i just grabbed a president post last year,i pass my "power" to my junior at the end of the year last year....

I had put a lot of effort in my society during that period,i had implant some new system,new strategy and some new plan.Yeah,i admit that some of the plan end up being screwed up but majority was still ok.BUT...regretly,i still cannot catch up with our hard opponent...ST JOHN...i don't know why.St. john oso one of the society in our school,how can i cannot catch up with them??izit they all got a lot of chipscake??!!a fully loaded and invulnerable "background power" using a sportlught ligtening their path??!!damn...What the hell izit??

Let's get to the top first...I quoted from my fren's blog...obviously that she saw our school's st john having their duty there.Come'on man,give me a break,they went to a big concert to duty man....when will be our pbsm turn??i try many ways to famous up our society name but it seems not so effictive!!!damn...i have been cracking my head to promote the club for the past 5 years but...haiz....

What i mean is i'm not trying to beat them but at least as a uniform society and even a first aid team,why they can be in such a "scale" since we are only like a troop of army only...is damn very irony or contrast...haiz...

now i'm joining form 6...as a predecessor of the club,i have to carry my bag as their advisor,i hope that i can continue to do something vital to my club in case the club will be vanish for the rest of the century....

PBSM ah...PBSM ah...what should i do to make you alive again??!!!god pleae!!!give me a clue,i'm running out of energy,i will collapsed any second from now....

resume the self courtesy...

2006-09-24T01:56:00.000+08:00

Ok,this post is resume what i posted that day.I found out that self-courtesy is gettin frickin lacking in this country.I mean boasting myself,is just they don't know how to respect elders,ok,i admit that sometimes i'm quite stubborn but i'm still imparing myself,try to implant some good behaviour into my soul..ok,this is what happened on that day....

20-9-2006,wednesday.Today is quite a free day for us in school...since there's not much of chemistry period exist today,our chemistry teacher on matuarity lift and our physic teacher will not enter even one class today,don't know what had happened on her.We almost just sittin in our class,doing our own stuff before recess...

Ok,is recess time,we all like usual,making our way to canteen in a lazy way since we din attend even one single period during that free period.Finally,bell rings,we went back to our class.After i get in,i sat on my chair....then,i can feel that some fishy stuff...

Normally,those gang of girls will enter the class quickly,why there's no single one of them now....i wonder why,so i keep thinking.....

Shit,our math teacher had come in but hose bunch of girls still haven come back yet.The teacher waited for a long time and she just went to ask our god,shu heng some question,not ask lah,just discuss...For me,as one of the student of Sc1 felt so damn mother frickin embarassing because of those girls,don't they don't know how to respect elders??!!ok,i know that u all complete ut homework but you all still cannot just skip the class for other purposes...yea,i'm pretty sure that they all went to catch the flies coz they need to use it during bio class,disect flies...even tho u dun like the teacher,you still have to respect her!!!ok,here back those girls...as i said,those girls really went to catch those flies!!!with packets,packets of plastic bag...damn,i damn good...they apologise...not they lah,just one of them apologise to teacher...I'm quite shock when the teacher din screw them like hell,if i'm the teacher,i'm sure bombart them lik hell...teaxh them a lesson about what is self-courtesy and respect elders!!!!i can't resist the fact that they still laughin on their "harvest"??!!!what the f*** is this man??!!!!

Damn...dunno what they hell are they thinking...come'on man,learn how to respect others before people disrecpectin you...am i right?shit lah those....haiz,fed up with themm....

Think twice u bitch...

2006-09-18T00:53:00.000+08:00

ok,this is not a flamming post,i'm just wanted to state some personal feeling regard to this situation that had happened on me.

Last sunday,if i'm not mistaken.I'm was havin my physic tuition class.Is just because that i attend my math class before the physic class so i can grab a good seat before those physic student entered.As always,after i grab a seat,i just go out to breath in some fresh air.

i went downstairs,went to the toilet and went back to my class.An unexpected incident happened,this is not the main topic,before i stepped into my class,the idiot tuition centre owner,lou chin talk rubbish to me,he asked me whether the math ok ah so as a normal human being,due to the fact that i'm not going to mess around in the tuition centre,i just answered him okloh then he kept laughin as he always did,dunno what on earth izit.

OK,i entered the class,sat on my chair,taking out my physic notes to have a brief with it in case i forget something or having a bad time during the lesson,dunno what the hell was the teacher teaching.here comes the story....

I'm sittin quietly reading at my notes,listening to the mp3,then a gal just came inside,i think is taman ehsanian wan.She just came towards m place because beside me,the place is empty.OK,as a well behaved or polite person,u will certainly ask whether the place was taken ornot even though nobody was around but for that girl,she just immediately sat down,i'm just very shocked,is not i'm very sensitive or hard to entertain,is just this is the most simple good manner,ask first before you do something right??what if the place was taken??are you gonna stand up and walk away or kept sitting there until the "somebody" came??you just bought yourself an embarassment bitch!!luckily there's no one sittin there...

Ah,correction.i'm sitting left handside and my fren sittin right handside,that's mean got 3 chair in one line so we left the middle one blank,we planned to put our files on it but the presence of that girl,we had to change our plan.Since she is a girl,so we decided that i'm go inside to sit the middle place and let the girl sit the outside place which is more free to move or go outside,this is a gentleman act man!!!!haha...ok,i gave my place to her,i stand up and go inside,i told her that i give my place to her,you know what she did??She looked at me like a feel a bit annoyed and don't even said thank you this word...Aiyo,come'on you bitch!!!!if you don't want to move you stupid ass,just let me know,don't give me your one kind look,don't fuck around you bitch!!!you think i'm giving my place volunteerly ah??i don't give a damn fuck to you if you are male,i just let you be ease to the environment since is not so good,sitting between 2 boys.worst more you are a girl but you gave me those stupid look but i'm still have to give you.

ok,Here comes the second case...teacher told us to pass the notes around.Finally,the note reached my hand,i pass it to you and you just like ignored me,receiving the notes from my hand while you buzy copying notes..come'on bitch!!can you please look at me while taking those notes from my hand,if you don't want to say thank you,nevermind,at least give me a smile but you kept copying those notes,the way you received those notes like the boss taking document from the secretary,are you really that buzy??!!and i'm not your secretary...

I had learn a good lesson from these incident,people nowadays are lacking of good manner like being polite to each other.I'm not implying that i'm the most polite person in the world at least i will say thank you to somebody that helped me,say sorry if i made a mistake,don't give a harsh look to others since it is the most easy way to start a fight in the world...i'm really feel wanna lecture her on the spot,not punching or scolding bad words since she is a girl.If she really triggered me,i'm sure bombarted her like hell!!!!What happened to this country man??WE ARE COURTEOUS MALAYSIAN??....ma ass lah...

Is he ill-minded??!!

2006-09-14T00:18:00.001+08:00

ok,actually the story is like this....this ridiculous silly thing really happened on me man...today,nolah,precisely is 2 days ago,monday...i went to school as usual.My first period is physic,the teacher still like the old days,never ever showed up during the single monday class,i wonder why...ok,here comes the story.I was sitting in front of my friends,discussing some cock and bull story with them,we are having a good time bullshitting around.For you all information,i'm quite used to say the word "i don't know" in chinese,because i found out that is very suitable to use under some situation like avoiding some sensitive issue or something like that....ok,i said once on that day during that period because i want to avoiding some case,i said in such a tone like dragging the word but in a quite loudly way,then the guy just turned around and started his ridiculous words...the guy that i mentioned just now is the mrsm guy,i'm not being sacarstic on him but...you will know after you read my passage.He said that the voice that i used to say the "i don't know" woed is very MAN!!!!I MEAN WHAT THE??!!MAN??!!WHAT HE MEANT,WAS HE TRYING TO IMPLY TO ME THAT HE IS NOT A MAN??ok,i admit that i said in quite a loud voice but i'm still using my original sound,i didn't add any "ajinomoto" inside,is my pure voice,a true man voice but what is he trying to sat??i'm really don't get it....ok,you will say i'm sensitive,what i can tell you is the style that he said these words in kinda weird,like hidin something behind it...izit a trap??no one know except him....he just complemented me like hell,this is not the first time,i tell you....for the past few months,he will just come and praise you suddenly for no reason,i don't know why??!!i'm really very dunno why??!!why she want to act like this?since it wouldn't bring any benefict to him.He is like a man with iron mask,never know what's behind him...as a result,i'm really dislike the way he said like that to me,is not i don't lkike to be praise but it really mean nothing to me loh,i'm not deserved to be praised since i didn't do something fabulous or interesting to the class or to myself...haiz,really cannot lah....so,i just raise up my alert level.Honestly,i'm still trying to crack up what is he up to but now still haven't got any sign of it..damn...better do some deeper investigation....damn...

Is he ill-minded??!!

2006-09-14T00:18:00.000+08:00

Happy birthday my friend!!!!

2006-09-12T03:39:00.000+08:00

9-9-2006,saturday.I slept about 3.30 this morning just to settle my math and some online stuff,damn,i'm hurtin my eyes and my body!!!!ok,i finally settled my shit then i immediately went to have my rest.After i jump on my bed,i fell asleep straight away.....

As usual,during sat and sun,my little "clock" will surely come to my room and sound her "alarm"...haha...actually,is my little cousin sis lah,she will come and kacau me for sure when i'm havin a meeting in my dream.she is just 3 years old if i'm not mistaken.haha.ok,back to the topic.....i wake up and take a look at my real clock then i realized that is 1pm in the afternoon!!!!!i felt,WTF?!i slept for such a long time already??damn....i'm not believe on what i saw just now at my clock,i thought is just some wrong adjustment at my clock,then i went to ask my mother...u know what my mum told me??she said...YEAH,YOU ARE LIKE HELL,SLEEP UNTIL 1PM,YOU ARE THE GREATEST HIBERNATER I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE....damn,i felt so regret!!!!haiyo.... ok,i just walked slowly heading downstairs but my mind still kept refreshing what had i done yesterday and wat's the schedule for today.Suddenly,my mind just flashed through that i'm going to atttend my fren's birthday "party" by 1.45pm.that means i have to get ready by now and i can save my breakfast money...haha.i went to tidy up myself and my fren come and fetch me around 1.45.Before we go to the pizza hut,he went to fetch another girl which i'm not going to mentioned who is she in here.

It just took about 15 minutes to reach the avenue.After my fren park his car,we immediately make our way to pizza hut.After we arrived,there'a still many people haven't reached yet but the birthday boy is waiting anxiously already.We sit down chit chattin around to wait the presence from the rest.time passing and passing,we waited like hell,i still have to go the 7-11 to buy a candy just to "counter" my hungriness since i didn't have my breakfast this morning.Finally,1 hour later,those fellows only showed up.Without hesitating,we began to order the food.It just 12 of us there but it seems like very crowded since we talk nonstop.Ah yeah,that birthday boy kept snapping the photo and so do i.

Well,we spent about 129 for the breanch(which is for me),it was shared by 12 people,is still quite affordable.Still rainin like hell outside but we have to go overside,a shopping complex to purchase a birthday present for thr birthday boy.At the beginning,we were hesitatin around,findin a good time and the shortest path to reached overside.At last,maybe it was not the shortest path but compared to others existing path,i think this is the shortest but we still have to get wet since there sin't any umbrella or varendah.OK,at last,we reached overside but there's another problem just popped up,is what the birthday boy really want,he said anything but there's ain't got a stuff named "anything" in this world...so as a result,they not we,i'm not in the present buying group scratching their head what's the most suitable present for him.We went upstairs and downstairs but still haven't get anything to him...

Then somebody just suggest that howbout we take a ride to metroprima jusco,maybe we can find something there since there's lot branded stuff over ther compared to selayang mall.Since there was nobody against the plan so we just give it a shot,next destination,jusco...my fren,he has to get something from my another fren first so he gave me the car key,wanted to me go towards his car first along with that girl.

Finally.my "driver" come to gather up with us so he just start the car engine and whoosh we go...It was not a long journey,15 minutes,yeah,same...will do it.After we reached there,parked our car then we move straight to the popular bookstore because the birthday boy used to collect some historical but yet interesting chinese book.We managed to found out but it dose not matched the type that he wanted so,they have to figure out other things.We went shop by shop,i mean clothes shop,they decided to buy a t-shirt to him.After bull-shitting around with my fren,we went to find some suitable t-shirt for the birthday boy.we went to numerous shop to find the most suitable t-shirt for him.We found out that there's a t-shirt in the bodyglove shp suit him much.So,as a result we just bought that t-shirt to him,i think he was quite contented and happy with it.

It was 7.15 in the evening,is kinda late for us since we went out about 1.45 in the afternoon.So,we wished goodbye to each other and we made our way back.Well,i can't said that it was a amazing day but still ok for him since i can get together with my frens talk cocking around...haha...

i'm goin to have my first 2006 limit break!!!!

2006-09-10T03:56:00.000+08:00

今天，4-2006，星期一，是轮到我们的组出来作 PRESENTATION 了，我们筹备了大约有两个星期，希望我们能达到之前所定下的目标，哈哈，希望不会有任何出乎意外的突发事件！！

我大约 7.25分才到达学校，象往常一样，我会先去SCIENCE 2 先，上课钟声响了才回自己的班，还跟汶德玩了一个心理测验，不知道为什么那么多人选香蕉的！！好了，当我走着回班时，遇见我的“战友” ，KAVI，他好象满脸春风似的，还笑着对我说他一经准备就绪了，全部资料已经在润捷那儿，叫我阅读一下, 我猜想今天应该不会出现问题吧！！

我第一节是那个“傻” 物理节，老师象往常般没有来，都不懂去了那里做了“炮兵团”打XX….我和润捷要了那些资料来看，都蛮多的，都不知道如果我说了出来他们会明白没有…..但还是” 瞟“了一眼，我觉
的那班神很想知道我们会说什么，这样他们就可以准备更多的问题. 。“秋” ，我怕他们有毛！！尤其是那条MRSM佬，笑笑笑，真想大大声“赞” 他一句：“笑笑笑，笑毛啊？！笑…再笑！！“

好了，钟声响了，那班SCIENCE 2的学生就回自己的”电脑室“而我们就去BILIK TAYANGAN，准备PRESENT。临走前，那” 傻“班长还大大声对着全班说我们必须去BILIK TAYANGAN。”丢“，我不知道恶！！
到了那儿，KAVI已经在SETTING UP那电脑了真的超慢噢！！都不知道为何
放两个ANTIVIRUS SOFTWARE托么……好不容易那电脑恢复操作, 准备了我们所要讲的东西后，我们就开始了，哎唷！！真的顶那班长不顺噢！！死命在那儿催可以开始了没有，可以开始了没有……哎哟！！我的劲班长啊！！你以为那电脑是真主阿拉上身啊？？！！神速啊….都不知道是不是他五行，金，木，水，火，土里欠一个欠打，还是等不及我们还击的时候”炸“”够“他。还有那MRSM佬死命在看电脑，看会有什么东西出来，又是一个等不及的废人！！你怕我们会弄到全部人看到我们的PRESENTATION而你不能么？还是要”扮型“，看到不会的东西也要装会？算了啦！那些劲的东西不会出来的啦，因为这只是一个普通的PRESENTATION，杀鸡焉用牛刀？除非是情况所逼！

OK，可以开车了，打头阵的是俊汉，他先做一点儿介绍。然后就到永团，接下来就到我” 发威“。不过，中间时有点中断，因为那
POWERPOINT的次序乱了少少。我就象往常般演说，希望他们能听清楚和明白，哈哈。说真的，他们好象什么“连(广东发音) ”都不知道的，连那 ADVANCE FIT 是什么也不知道，真想问他们是从那森林出来的，我看那些八卦新闻就知道不少啦！过后，就到润捷PRESENT了，都不错的。最后就到KAVI PRESENT了，我们“风” 完后，就到问答时间了。不用说的啦！那班神肯定按着我们来问的吗！问不用紧噢，他们死命问买那些重复又重复的问题，超闲的。。。看来那仁严很喜欢问买那些有关于金钱的东西的，要不要我送你一辆车，不用钱的？？！！那RU IAN在那儿做相声而MMY在那边做“傻” ，说自己在家没有电话，需要一个手提电话，不需要一个书包，讲买那些毛话！！！

到老师给评分了，他说我们的书包太多特点，需要减少，还有PEWSENTATION有点CHOPPY，不流利和有点闷，OK，不用紧，我们会改进，我最不顺的是他拿我们的PRESENTATION和那MRSM佬的比！！哎哟，人家做手表，那么容易，只要画几条直线和格子就可以了！我都可以啦！自是我们现在做的是书包！！书包啊！不是手表啊！要用曲线的啊！！不是直线就可以了啊！！哎哟，那死MRSM佬几开心！！终於结束了，我们就回班去，剩下我们组的组员在那儿商量大计.

我答应自己要作出一个比那MRSM佬更劲的PRESENTATION了！！我回家睡觉，休息，醒来后就开工了，不到半个小时我就已经摸清那MRSM佬所用的烂招了我真的是天才！！和我完POWER POINT？！你早出生了十八年！！！！

to all my homies...

2006-04-09T09:43:00.000+08:00

dedicated to all the members of 5566+cookies,haha...we had strieve through many harsh time together.I think most of us get 2 noe each other was when we were in the primary skol rite??well.i same class wit ray during standard 6,he sat bside me so we owaz talk craps wit each other everyday,while in 6s r jian bin,alan,wai king.yen hang.then we advanced to form1,from dat time our gang bcome crowded n more stronger,haha...we recruited peng hoong,boon tick and many mores.I think form 3 is the year i miz a lot coz all ours cock talkers sat behind of the class,disturbin the whole class and the gang dat scold very much from the teacher is ours but we dun give a damn.when teacher teaching nonsense,we kept talk cock at the behind example the math teacher,he teached like hell man.so,we owaz get aimed by dat sucker,owaz check us whether we done his homework oredi ornot,even tho we r quite crazy sometimes but when we get to study,we bcame serious.do u all still remember during the champions league,we support different team n we stab each other,damn lame ah,haha...yea,n oso the behind part of the class bcame a football forum,we bring all those sport magazine to school n we "study" together,not the gambling wan ah,jz sum football news like dat loh...ahh,seni class,we oso sat behind the class,din ever really listen to wat teacher said n we ask other classmate how to do,damn kacau ho??so,we all scored very low marks in our seni...and again we dun give a damn.During the time we take our pmr exam,we encourage each other n study together then we manage to strieve through it,of course our result is quite good.OK,we arrived in form4,we continued our crazy stuff or shall i say we bring our "form 3 culture"to form 4.Even tho,we been placed to other class but we still "neighbour",so we owaz swap class to class.And again,all of us sat behind...i think 5 murni is mur happening coz half of our members in dat class,we oso managed to recruit mur members.In my opinion,we onli study sej n math in de skol coz the others subject teachers not well in teaching,we can't catch wat is she tryin to mean especially the damn fizik teacher.Math teacher is wan of the teacher who i respected most coz his way of teaching is very good plus he's not as other teacher,he will talk cock wit us n share opininon wit us,he's not the teacher dat like to scold people most,,owaz smling.....we do everything together includin goin to the toilet rite??after a teacher went out from the class,5 mulia will go to 5 murni or invert to "invite" them to toilet,funny ah boss...we played football together versus those indians,sometimes we win sometimes we lose.Ok,reached form5,our craziness increased coz we r the seniour in the skol and reached the time dat we hav to deal the dicipline teacher.We not as those jackass making big troubles,we jz offended some tiny rules onli like went out without pass,long hair,honestly is not so long lah,jz arrived at the eyebrows onli,i dunno y he making such a loud noise.well,sum of our members bcame "superior" in the society,i mean the co-curiculum then we bcame more busier.I'm veri pity to my homies who entered the persatuan sains dan mathematic,owaz get irritated by dat asshole teacher,damn kacau ah,owaz saw her findin u all n u all kept avoidin her,haha...some of our members stay back after the scool during fri,wat r we doin there??ask my homies lah,haha,rite??i bet u all still remember wat we did laz friday rite??haha...we oso attend the tuition class together,h ruben class is damn happenin rite??we make noise in the class,talkin craps...if we dun make noise,i think the class will as quite as hell man,some of us got sleep in de class bcoz he woke up to watched the champions league game rite??neh,especially dat guy loh...haha.Then,we reached the time dat we hav to face the spm,we form a study group,explore together,amd again we managed to "conquer" it..After this,i was get selected 2 join the national service,i hav to leave my homies for 3 months...while my homies went to workin or study.I'm really appreciate the precious times we get together,we owaz have fun when we get together,times pass damn fast ah boss,u won't feel it coz u stay inside of it!!!!haiz,i hope our homies spirit will not fade and our slogan....TALK COCK SING SONG,CAN'T LIVE WAN DAY WITHOUT COCK SONG...